I am not abandoning blogging (though I can see how you'd think that from my track record the last week) nor am I suicidal. Just FYI.
The "goodbye" in the last post was purely theatrical. But one person's "theatrical" is another person's "histrionic". I'm not depressed or needing some support, though I definitely will welcome it.
I'm not crying for help.
But if you have a magic wand or something that makes waiting easier, wave it in my direction, por favor.
Where are my Kindle millions?
7 hours ago
I like you, man, but I'm not waving my "magic wand" anywhere near you.
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck. Now I'm gonna have to do ANOTHER cla-cla-cla-clarifications post.
ReplyDeleteAnd you should probably just call it a wand. Adding "magic" to it might be promising too much.
Magic wand? But I thought you weren't...okay, I see what you mean.
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