Friday, September 17, 2010

Nerd = TRUE

Okay, I like to deny it, act like I'm tough and cool and living large. But I really really am a huge nerd. I imagine Stacia Decker will love this.

The following is my office-wide last day email. I just hit send and walked out of the building. Yes, I am a nerd. But a badass nerd.

Everyone, these are my last few minutes with you. I've enjoyed my time here, made friends, learned things. Now I'm off to make new friends, learn other stuff, and bother other people.You guys do great work and I'm glad to have been a part of it. I realize there are some of you I haven't even met, so I'll say, this: I like half of you half as well as you deserve, and know half of you half as well as I'd like.

I am going.

Now.
How 'bout them apples? Leaving their asses, Bilbo-style.
Posted by John Hornor

3 comments:

  1. More like "dildo-style!"

    YEAAAAH! Am I right? Am I right? This guy knows.

    ...

    Listen, I'm sorry for that. I don't really mean it. I just wanted to say "dildo-style."

    I'm so sorry.

    -- c.

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  2. Hope you chipped the glasses and cracked the plates on your way out. Congrats again on the new gig. Now get after the drunk you had planned.

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  3. As a member of the hobbit community, that was awesomeness. :)

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