My Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists for 2010

How meta, right? Yeah, deal with it.

10. Top 10 Classic Topless Scenes

This one is pretty self explanatory.

B(.)(.)BS.

9. Top 10 Zombie Killing Badasses

Because it’s important to rank zombie killing badasses.

8. Top 10 Reasons I Hate Year-End Top-10 Lists

Ranking things in order of how much you like them is a coping strategy of 9-year-old girls.

7. Nate Southard's Top 10 Reads of 2010

Zeltserman appeared in an issue of Needle and his book, The Caretaker of Lorne Field, makes my heart go all aflutter. I guess the other books he mentioned are pretty awesome, too.

6. The Top Ten Pictures of Christina Hendricks (Plus Five Bonus Pics!)

Lasers. Diamond bits. Frog hairs. There’s nothing finer in this whole wide world than Christina Hendricks.

5. Joe Howe's DEAD IN THE SOUTH Top 10 Halloween Movies

Any list with John Carpenter’s The Thing at the numero uno spot is aces in my book. Plus, Joe's blog is a great one to follow. He watches a lot of crappy horror movies so you don't have to.

4. Chris F. Holm's Top 10 Pimpages of 2010 at DEATH BY KILLING

Ok, so it's not EXACTLY a top 10. Who gives a crap? You?

Consistency. Hobgoblins. Little minds.

Lots of well deserved Needle love. And my boyee Steve Weddle up in the mickey-frickey hizzouse.

3. Jed Ayres Top 10 Piece of Awesomness at Crimefactory's DAY LABOR

Jed’s a big, lumbering galoot. But he knows his shit. And he knows a lot about books, too.

2. DOC HORROR'S Top 10 List Blogicide Note

Okay, so it’s not a top 10 list. So sue me. But look who got a frickin’ shout out! Me, biznatches. (I have no idea why I’m typing that Snoop Dog influenced stuff. Oh, wait. Because it’s the shizzle.)

Go give The Doctor some love. Read his blog. It's a great review site and he's one of the few reviewers out there with the balls to give a negative one (just be sweet to me forever, okay?).

1. Steve Weddle's list at Crimefactory's DAY LABOR!

And BAM! More about my favorite subject.

“This is JHJ’s zombie/post-apocalypse novel, and it’s full of brilliance. The plotting, the character development, the sorrow, the fear. This is one of those novels I read that I find myself thinking of months later, for no reason at all. JHJ’s novel Southern Gods is coming out next year from Night Shade Press, and I’m sure I’ll love that one as much, though it doesn’t seem possible. What scares me about the publishing industry is that no one has picked up This Dark Earth. I mean, it doesn’t scare me as much as the book did, but still.”